Skip to main content

Menstress

When a married man has an affair with an unmarried man, the opposite of a mistress.
After trying out the forbidden fruit with Steve, Adam realized he wasn't cut out for the menstress scene and decided to stick with his original Eve plans.
by HeheSteven March 1, 2024
mugGet the Menstress mug.

Menstress Cycle

The stress resulting from a man's dealing (lovingly) with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Dude what's your problem?
I'm going through my menstress cycle. Bitch got me twisted.
by Jake's taken June 13, 2011
mugGet the Menstress Cycle mug.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
by Starchylde June 8, 2016
mugGet the Elvira, Mistress of the Dark mug.

five finger mistress

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.
by VitoVane November 12, 2017
mugGet the five finger mistress mug.

Sinistrous Mistress

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.
by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011
mugGet the Sinistrous Mistress mug.

professional mistress

An upscale prostitue who services a small number of men (usually executives) on a regular, long-term basis in exchange for them contributing to her financial well being. Each man may call on her anytime on his regular day (eg. 1st & 3rd Tuesdays). If he needs her for a Friday,Saturday or other days, additional negotiations are necessary.
I could never be a protitute - having to hustle for johns and taking risks, but being a professional mistress is great because I am in control of who I see and when, and the guys I pick really take good care of me.
by myplayfulvixen October 25, 2007
mugGet the professional mistress mug.

Menstrosity

Noun.
A girl who is PMSing and/or being a total bitch. Whining, complaining, and crazy emotional outburts are all traits of a menstrosity
Babe: Did you hear Jillian screaming and ranting about how unfair life is?

Greg: Yeah, she was being a total menstrosity.
by Bambino624 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Menstrosity mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email