Mengels 

The combination of English and Afrikaans into one super language.

Noem my Nicholis Lo-Rider
I tref the club with no driver
I mos fly high in the sky
I never turn a blind eye to a dom naai
Ek watch jou, thats why I wear this bril
If I check you, you better pay the bill
Call me Ferrel cos you know I Will.

- Van Pletzen (mengels pioneers)

Mengels by J$ON July 5, 2024

mengles 

An olympic distance ejaculation.

He just shot a mengles clear over her head!

mengles by Helmholtz April 15, 2008

Brosef Mengele 

A Bro'd up version of Josef Mengele, the feared Nazi physician.

Person 1: What's up brosef mengele?
Person 2: Nothing much.

Brosef Mengele by PoopieDeLoopie January 11, 2010

Mengeled

Also known as getting Josef Mengeled. Getting "Mengeled" or "Josef Mengeled" is to get beyond shittered, as drunk as can be, leaving no survivors. No man left sober, everyone wasted.

Boys tonight we are getting right fucked up. No man left surviving, everyone is getting mengeled!

Mengeled by Mahatma Goondi 2.0 October 17, 2013

Mendelson 

The name for when you tear your ballsack right down the middle by furiously masturbating

"I'm in so much pain that I can't even walk!"
"What happened?"
"I pulled a Mendelson last night, that's why!"

Mendelson by Greasy Daberoni April 23, 2019

mangels

best name in the entire world to have belonging to the best family in the worl

The last name Mangels is the best.

mangels by kyle mangels June 6, 2009

mengeled

Act of experimenting on patients without consent, particularly in ways that are harmful or sadistic.

My stomach is so bruised I think the doctor mengeled me while I was under the gas

mengeled by Walter Salvatori December 16, 2008