A professional specializing in the study of memology, an emerging science dedicated to the documentation of internet memes.
Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"
Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
The science of memes. A person with large amounts of knowledge on memes and whom shows exemplary effort to study memes and how trends/events/people affect the memes we view everyday. The knowledge required to be a MemeOlogist is to understand how memes work and how important they are.
Noun: a self-identified expert on memes, and always knows when to use the right one in theoretically every situation. They are often seen in their natural habitat, the Internet, viciously pointing out when a Plebian incorrectly uses a meme.
"You used the wrong meme, you fucking idiot. Trust me, I'm a memeotologist."
"As a memeotologist, I would say this moment calls for a ScumbagStacey. You're such a bitch."
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.