Mellub

To masturbate with a food object or something not meant for masturbation

Did you hear what Sally did last night? She totally mellubed.

by sepulchralrefuge April 26, 2015

Melleby

Melleby is a great adjective when you are trying to describe a happy person with anger issues. Often a Melleby will get really mad over nothing and you will probably fight all the time, but when it comes down to you too as friends a Melleby will be your best friend forever. They are always caring, love to bake (but sucks), and will cry by you in you darkest times. They are often a bit weird and can handle cold really well. You could tell who a Melleby is just by looking at their clothing (probably in short and t-shirts in -10 degrees Celcius).

Did you see that! I saw a Melleby, he looks cold!
Melleby got really mad at me for raising my voice.
I cried last night, but Melleby was by my side.

by emi.eng February 9, 2021

Mellulz

V: The act of jewish laughter, can also be used as melluling.

Look at that jew steal money! Mellulz.
I was melluling so hard last night, I shit my pants like a fucking jew.

by G Money 69 November 24, 2010

Dammit Mellu

Disappointment

My girlfriend cheated on me.
Dammit Mellu!

by Roshmon April 18, 2018

mellberg-triplet

The "holy" trinity of a assless chaps, rectum plectrums and fistfesting.

John: I'm planning to get freaky on the weekend with a mellberg-triplet. Interesting in cumming?
Dude: Ah, hmmm, raiiight starts running as fast as he can in the opposite diretion

by Darbers April 15, 2008

Mellba

A strong and loving person. A girl that loves laughing and having fun with friends. Lots of cousins. Usually a redhead or blonde or brunette. Hates liars with ugly faces. Has many friends that love and care about her. Doesn't give a shi*t about her haters that just wanna bring her down. HATES SH*T-TALKERS with a passion. Has a temper and besides that is just a great person.

Hey Mellba, call me?

by Somebody YouDon't NeedaKnow April 4, 2011

mellybug

A parasite that, in textbook terms, is a small cream-colored insect that survives by feeding off plants causing their leaves to drop off at the stem. Slowly sucking the life out of it. Correctly spelled, Mealybug.

My plant had to be dowsed in pesticide to kill all the Mealybugs.

by Parasites August 5, 2003