mellberg-triplet

The "holy" trinity of a assless chaps, rectum plectrums and fistfesting.
John: I'm planning to get freaky on the weekend with a mellberg-triplet. Interesting in cumming?
Dude: Ah, hmmm, raiiight starts running as fast as he can in the opposite diretion
by Darbers April 15, 2008
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mellberg

The best and most handsome person in the whole World. Everybody wants to sleep with him. He is the best at Everything. He can get a girl by just looking at her.
oh Mellberg is so sexy!
by swaggy spoon November 09, 2017
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