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mellonballing 

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.
i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.
mellonballing by spammmee April 15, 2005

mellowtate 

To peacefully reflect upon life. No ritual, no chanting. Just calm, deep thoughts.
She mellowtates and finds calm, peaceful acceptance of life.
mellowtate by B laBelle July 5, 2009

Mellowbox 

mel·low·box   mel-oh-boks noun; adjective

1. soft, controlled, boring and serene.
2. disinterested, inability to enjoy social settings.
3. person who spends a lot of time sitting or lying down.
4. person that lacks enjoyment of alcohol and fun.
5. antonym of slaybox
Disneyland's number one customer is a mellowbox.
Mellowbox by myalterego October 31, 2011

Mellowharsher 

Someone or something that harshes one's mellow.

A person, place, thing or action that destroys one's cool and laid back mood, at least temporarily.

Can be used interchaneably with the corresponding phrase 'harshed my mellow'.

Usually stated as, "Doooooode....that's a mellowharsher."
Bob lied to me yesterday, and when I found it, it really harshed my mellow. It was a mellowharsher.
Mellowharsher by mommadavis June 14, 2011

mellowfabulous

The stoner's equivalent of "ghettofabulous".
stoner 1: "Bob Marley was so mellowfabulous!"
stoner 2: "Pass the joint."
mellowfabulous by partyhard123 December 21, 2009

Mellowdative 

1. When you feel neither sad, eager, or happy of the upcoming event(s) that are either inescapable or unavoidable. When the specific occasion arises, your mindset is either: I'm ready, but I don't want the outcome; I don't want to be a part of this; I'm too busy and now is not the best time; I'm not ready and need more time; etc.

2. -ed when the event has passed, yet still dwells on your mentality.
1. "The upcoming exams, back to back, have been making me feel really mellowdative. Even when I studied hard 3 weeks in advance and know all the material... I just want to pass."

2. "I don't think it went well or did it? ..........I feel mellowdative."
Mellowdative by crome221 October 2, 2018