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Last night I decided to poo on my hand, it was warm and squelchy. I then got hot chocolate and poured it over my poo hand and then jerked myself off with it. It was nice. I couldn't think of what to call it so since it was sort of melted chocolate and squelchy poo, I called it a "melchy"
(Me) - I gave my self a melchy last night.
melchy by Hey Calum :-) April 13, 2010
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A low-key Melchy is a smart, beautiful Haitian girl. She is strong, humble and down to earth. Catch her at the library, a cafe or walking a little dog. She loves to take long walks, talk about life and her future plans or projects. If you are lucky enough to be in her life, she will be the most supportive friend and partner you could ever ask for. A Melchy is a true blessing from God. So, bless up!
Friend: Bro, why you always looking for a girlfriend at the library?

Me: Yo, I need a Melchy in my life.

Friend: Say Less
Melchy by That Homie Miguel November 22, 2021

harry melcher 

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.
My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.
harry melcher by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010
Also see El Mero Mero.
A Melchor is a Mexicano Chingon. A Bad Ass Mexican.
Nate Diaz is a Melchor.
Melchor by pseudonym41 December 20, 2016

Anthony Melchiorri

A badass dude. He hosts a TV show and always speaks facts. He doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it.
Person 1: Bro, what do you think of Anthony Melchiorri?
Person 2: Bro, Anthony is one of the real ones.

Person 1: Yeah, he always speaks fax
A positive mental attitude.

A feeling / emotion of faith.

That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.

Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen
When god gives you an opportunity you have to MELCH!

I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!

That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.
MELCH by melch god November 18, 2013