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Mel • Chee

Adjective

A spineless state often accompanied by overwhelming despair, suicidal tendencies and an overall inability to get laid

Synonyms
Flaccid; useless; mopey; toneless; yielding; doormat; punching bag; cuckhold
Stop being so Melchy

He became very melchy after an extended period with no release
Melchy by Nut-Nut & Friends March 20, 2021
Words you can keep
Last night I decided to poo on my hand, it was warm and squelchy. I then got hot chocolate and poured it over my poo hand and then jerked myself off with it. It was nice. I couldn't think of what to call it so since it was sort of melted chocolate and squelchy poo, I called it a "melchy"
(Me) - I gave my self a melchy last night.
melchy by Hey Calum :-) April 13, 2010
Related Words
melchy Melch Mulchy mechy Meechy Melchior Melchor melcheko Melchi Melching
A low-key Melchy is a smart, beautiful Haitian girl. She is strong, humble and down to earth. Catch her at the library, a cafe or walking a little dog. She loves to take long walks, talk about life and her future plans or projects. If you are lucky enough to be in her life, she will be the most supportive friend and partner you could ever ask for. A Melchy is a true blessing from God. So, bless up!
Friend: Bro, why you always looking for a girlfriend at the library?

Me: Yo, I need a Melchy in my life.

Friend: Say Less
Melchy by That Homie Miguel November 22, 2021

harry melcher 

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.
My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.
harry melcher by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010
Also see El Mero Mero.
A Melchor is a Mexicano Chingon. A Bad Ass Mexican.
Nate Diaz is a Melchor.
Melchor by pseudonym41 December 20, 2016

Anthony Melchiorri

A badass dude. He hosts a TV show and always speaks facts. He doesn't give a fuck if you don't like it.
Person 1: Bro, what do you think of Anthony Melchiorri?
Person 2: Bro, Anthony is one of the real ones.

Person 1: Yeah, he always speaks fax
A positive mental attitude.

A feeling / emotion of faith.

That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.

Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen
When god gives you an opportunity you have to MELCH!

I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!

That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.
MELCH by melch god November 18, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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