a) "To Melch"- verb
A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.
Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.
b)"Melch", noun.
The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.
Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.
b)"Melch", noun.
The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."
The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
by Thrilldogg November 03, 2007
by JaMRaG February 17, 2006
by Lavery October 06, 2006
A male with positive mental attitude. Assumed to be a dumb lazy slug but actually being humble and gentle.
Strongly independent and highly creative with drive and ambition to have experience things out of the ordinary. 20% Angle 80% Devilish.
Despise negative vibes or feeling so he shadows the source. Doesn't really care about what people think about him,as long as he is feels chilled it doesn't matter. Good in melching girls even when that's not his intention.
Plant spirit - Gladiolus,which reminds of adaptability and fearlessness.
Works intently at whatever is new and holds his interest at the moment.
Strongly independent and highly creative with drive and ambition to have experience things out of the ordinary. 20% Angle 80% Devilish.
Despise negative vibes or feeling so he shadows the source. Doesn't really care about what people think about him,as long as he is feels chilled it doesn't matter. Good in melching girls even when that's not his intention.
Plant spirit - Gladiolus,which reminds of adaptability and fearlessness.
Works intently at whatever is new and holds his interest at the moment.
by FarhadXRay December 08, 2021
A melch is someone who tells jokes, sometimes said jokes are dirty. It is derived from my name(chelsea) and menstrual-enstrual-anian. I have no idea what that means, but it is part of melch. I also think it could mean someone who talks too much.
by chelsea :P May 20, 2008
by xMelx January 18, 2010
A positive mental attitude.
A feeling / emotion of faith.
That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.
Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen
A feeling / emotion of faith.
That feeling you get when you want something so bad, but know you have to work hard for it.
Acronym for Make Every Last Chance Happen
When god gives you an opportunity you have to MELCH!
I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!
That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.
I'm not worried about anything, I just have to MELCH life!
That girl across the room is drop dead gorgeous, I need to MELCH and get her number.
by melch god November 18, 2013