Melamu 

Melamu is the divine weapon that paralyzes and destroys all opposing dark entities that rebels eternal peace and glory.

The Lord commanded that melamu be given to the son of Zeus

Melamu by Shadrack May 27, 2024

Metamucil Mule 

1 tbsp metamucil
3 oz Costco vodka
2 oz water

Johnny knew it all too well. When he travelled, dry ass-brownies would slowly form. He would soon become excrementally challenged. He turned to a friend who, in turn, prescribed a Metamucil Mule.

Metamucil Mule by KRmd November 20, 2017

Metamucil 

Stuff that makes even the most constipated individual have an ass explosion.

I took some Metamucil an hour ago and ended up with the worst intestinal contractions known to man.

Metamucil by Terri March 2, 2004

janji melayu 

Its means your promise just a dream and never gonna happen

This bus always janji melayu!! They supposedly come at this station at 1pm

janji melayu by fedzman 😎 February 14, 2018

Alaskan malamute 

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.

"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"

Alaskan malamute by Finnerty January 17, 2010

melamined

when your food supply has been poisoned by some unknown toxic plastic chemical from a third world country. Experts agree that we should not worry and keep eating because it is healthy for the stock market.

Dude, after eating that taco, I swear that I have been melamined.

melamined by Deborah Liberatore May 24, 2007

Metamucil 

a type of medicine that cleans you out, or makes u poo. gives u fiber...comes in capsules or drinks...tastes sooooo bad

ugh, i hate metamucil!

Metamucil by marilyn May 13, 2005