Definitions by Terri

strassing 

The process of making plain or old items nicer by adding crystals or bling to it.

Lola helped to jazz up my old Zara shoes by strassing them up with purple swarovzki crystals. Now I feel like I'm wearing Loubies!

strassing by Terri July 11, 2017

lick bum 

A person who will do anything to please another or will copy them.

Can also be used as a verb : licking bum.

You: "I like dat TV show, it's well safe."
Friend: "Yeah innit, well safe."
You "Ah, you're just a lick bum."

lick bum by Terri March 5, 2005

uncle charlie 

usually found in farms in south vietnam, and runs his own version of ebay, most commonly involving young vietnemiese farm hands that he will sell for some "hot loving"

"whos that old cong down the road?"
"oh, thats uncle charlie"

uncle charlie by Terri April 22, 2004

Cock a ass 

a queer canandian bastard

Major Tom is a cock a ass

Cock a ass by Terri April 20, 2004

Metamucil 

Stuff that makes even the most constipated individual have an ass explosion.

I took some Metamucil an hour ago and ended up with the worst intestinal contractions known to man.

Metamucil by Terri March 2, 2004

Mineral oil 

Similar to Metamucil but a bit worse. This shit will make you shit oil outta your ass for weeks!!

My grandma takes mineral oil and has frequent underwear accidents.

Mineral oil by Terri March 2, 2004

Mushroomed 

When a dude slaps his dick in a chics face and leaves a mushroom imprint.

Bill mushroomed that bitch good.

Mushroomed by Terri March 2, 2004