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Melahers are some of the most amazing people you will meet. While I doubt that most people would actually meet a melaher in their life, I have, and they are the type of person to make you laugh at the actual dumbest stuff because they have the weirdest sense of humor. They also have such a contagious laugh it’s crazy. They never really know how to give advice and are often very truthful when it comes to people they know. They can also be quit blunt at times but that’s just them. But you know that you can trust them with your life and they would go so far in order to help their friends. They are stunning in their looks and will make you fall in love in a second... but they are “that friend” who NEVER has a boyfriend even though guys line up to get with them. They are just so picky lol but they really are amazing people that you will find your self loving and you just can’t let go of.

Ps: she is really smart, but is also a little slow at times
Oh that’s melaher my beautiful bestieee!

omg she is so pretty what’s her name?
Melaher by bella_k January 7, 2021
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harry melcher 

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.
My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.
harry melcher by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010

Megaherz 

A German metal/rock/industrial band, though anyone who considers Megaherz to be industrial should be shot. They produce suprisingly moving, thoughtful and meaningful lyrics for a band of their genre and decibel level.

They have produced several amazing songs, such as An Deinem Grab, Perfekte Droge, Spiel Nicht, Heute schon gelebt? and Liebestoter.

Sometimes compared to Rammstein, although they seem (to me) to be very different
Megaherz is a great German band!
Megaherz by Someone February 26, 2004

Megahertz 

(n) 1. A measurement of frequency; equivalent to 1 million cycles per second. Often abbreviated as MHz.

2. Any kind of data or processing power commonly sought after by hackers, who attempt to steal it from one's computer. Usually results in an incoherent string of words from the victim after being stolen.
1. The frequency of the radio waves used by FM stations is usually measured in megahertz.

2. After discovering that the reason that his computer was running slowly was because of a hacker, John shouted, "OH NOES!!!!11!111 t3h HaXorZ r 5+0leD M3H m3G@hUr7ZZ!!!11111!11!1"
Megahertz by CommieDog September 6, 2005

Megahertz Arteest 

A cool person, typically with a mental disorder of sorts, kind of funny, pretty insane. Often found doing things you’d hope to see in an episode of Looney Tunes.
Person: Megahertz Arteest is up to something again!
Person 2: ah shit here we go again
Its a noun, a verb, adjective, and adverb, its almost as versatile as fuck and twice as negative
Man you melched that up pretty bad.
I beat the melcher outta this guy last night, i think i improved his life.
melcher by Livin In Iraq January 9, 2010

megahertz 

A fancy way of saying you're wounded or sick. Proper usage would be:
omg, my arm megahertz.
megahertz by sharpz December 28, 2004