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Megahertz 

(n) 1. A measurement of frequency; equivalent to 1 million cycles per second. Often abbreviated as MHz.

2. Any kind of data or processing power commonly sought after by hackers, who attempt to steal it from one's computer. Usually results in an incoherent string of words from the victim after being stolen.
1. The frequency of the radio waves used by FM stations is usually measured in megahertz.

2. After discovering that the reason that his computer was running slowly was because of a hacker, John shouted, "OH NOES!!!!11!111 t3h HaXorZ r 5+0leD M3H m3G@hUr7ZZ!!!11111!11!1"
Megahertz by CommieDog September 6, 2005
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megahertz 

A fancy way of saying you're wounded or sick. Proper usage would be:
omg, my arm megahertz.
megahertz by sharpz December 28, 2004

Megahertz Arteest 

A cool person, typically with a mental disorder of sorts, kind of funny, pretty insane. Often found doing things you’d hope to see in an episode of Looney Tunes.
Person: Megahertz Arteest is up to something again!
Person 2: ah shit here we go again

Megaherz 

A German metal/rock/industrial band, though anyone who considers Megaherz to be industrial should be shot. They produce suprisingly moving, thoughtful and meaningful lyrics for a band of their genre and decibel level.

They have produced several amazing songs, such as An Deinem Grab, Perfekte Droge, Spiel Nicht, Heute schon gelebt? and Liebestoter.

Sometimes compared to Rammstein, although they seem (to me) to be very different
Megaherz is a great German band!
Megaherz by Someone February 26, 2004

Megahurtz 

Computer data, documents and files , important files
Oh my GOD!! Hacks on my PC!!
Oh noes! my MEGAHURTZ HAVE BEEN STOLEN!!1!
Megahurtz by Kiatz' September 5, 2006

megah0rtz 

0h noes! My megah0rtz haev been stoeled!!!111
megah0rtz by alpha_gamer October 20, 2003

megahero 

wow he is so amazing he is like a megahero!
megahero by Eazy_ev333 January 28, 2022
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