When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!

Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.

Munching the Mekong by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009

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The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner

Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”

The river Mekong by spaghater3000 October 17, 2023

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MEKON

A person with a huge bald head and enjoys acting anal about any activity he/she carries out.

A Mekon is always right and will never lose - unless you are a lady and can have your way with him.

Hey Matt, did you see the Mekon Smash?

MEKON by Angel 1 February 26, 2013

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Mekonia

Mekonia is a girl who is a thick,juicy sexy looking girl who often has it with the Polynesian boys. She is beautiful and has thighs like a goddess. She is sensitive and ver emotional and has a habit of falling inlove easily. She has a smile that lights up the room and her amazingly loud laugh. She gets stuck in boys heads all the time because of her beauty and her booty. All her haters have no booty

Mekonia has a nice and juicy booty
That Mekonia must be on crack
Mekonia is mighty fine

Mekonia stole my boyfriend again

All the boys like Mekonia
Mekonia was screaming my name last night

Mekonia by Tau Arthur Lua December 11, 2013

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