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MEKON

A person with a huge bald head and enjoys acting anal about any activity he/she carries out.

A Mekon is always right and will never lose - unless you are a lady and can have your way with him.
Hey Matt, did you see the Mekon Smash?
by Angel 1 February 26, 2013
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The Melon Man

"The Melon Man, the man is Melon Man. Who did it, who did it? Who is The Melon Man? If there is the man to eat the melon and who eats the man with the melon might know what it is The Man. Melon? Or is the melon, Mark? Who sees the man into the light of day? Who keeps the melon to the melons man? Well The Melon Man can. Who is the man that makes The Melon Man. Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon Man, The Melon... MAN! HAHAHAHAHA!! I am the.. I am The Melon Man. I have done what The Melon Man said HE COULD DO. This is my man and this is my melon. Thank you, for your sacrifice Melon Man. I will now become you, Melon Man. The Melon Man, The Melon Man, I am The Melon Man. The Melon Man is who I am."
by anonymous October 12, 2020
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melon man

A savage brute obsessed with finding his true purpose by breaking open a watermelon by squeezing it between his thighs. Used to go by the name Crankgameplays before he lost his mind.
The man makes the melon, and the melon makes the man. I am the melon man!
by Fredalicious Squirrel October 12, 2020
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Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020
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Melona

A feminine name that fits well for a woman that’s brave , beautiful, funny, full of life and courage. A melona can light up any room she walks in and any person to lay their eyes on a melona will be struck speechless with the beauty they have to offer in and out . She’s not one to mess with and she’s all about protecting the people she loves. This is melona a woman that’ll be down 9 times but get up 10.
Samantha - What is another way to say bright light

Jason - a melona ;)
by Melonadefinition July 25, 2019
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Melon Brothers

Two guys who frequently bring melon (watermelon, rockmelon, etc) for each other. The melon is usually nicely prepared (cut in regular sized cubes) to impress the other guy. They will usually eat the melon together and in front of other people to strengthen the melon bond. Melon brothers are usually very protective of each other.
Dude, don't you know we are melon brothers. I will fuck you up if say anything bad about my melon brother.
by EvgenyIsGreat May 16, 2010
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Grace The Melon

The most perfect person that has ever stepped foot on this planet. Just talking to her gives you butterflies plus a massive smile on your face.
She cares ALOT as well.
Talk to her for a long time and next thing you know, she stole your heart.
She also has this smile, where just looking at it makes you smile.
She is extremely cute and gorgeous.
Grace The Melon made my day once again.
by Sir. Lemon October 25, 2022
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