A beautiful person. The smartest one you will ever meet. Shy and slightly quiet but extremely fun when she opens up. She can turn your worst day into the brightest one you might ever have with the power a few words. She does not know how much she means to others, and although she feels lonely at times all of her friends are right beside her waiting to help. She gives the most amazing advice and is the biggest Naruto lover you will ever meet. All in all, she's beautiful inside.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.