Meijert 

Meijert is a a synonym for someone who is really cool. It also means shrimp similair to Bob Ross. he gets a lot of pussy and sometimes dick. Girls love him and he is the god of the sea. He has a secret power to control shrimps.

Wow you look like a Meijert am i right?

Omg youre such a Meijert!

Meijert by lil_ramen69 November 20, 2019

meijer 

A place for stoned teenagers to hang out at 3 am. Often pronounced possessive (Meijer's).

Example? Um... "Gee, a lot of stoned teenagers walk around in Meijer at 3 am!"

meijer by nrrork October 6, 2005

meijer 

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

meijer by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Meijering 

The verb giving to the action of entering a Meijer with no intention of buying anything. Usually late at night.

"What do you want to do?"
"Let's go to Meijer."
"Yes! Let's go MEIJERING!"

Meijering by meijer enthusiast March 15, 2010

meijer 

just like wal-mart, except not ran by terrorists. Based in Michigan and surronding states

meijer by chuckelZ October 27, 2003

Meijer’s Syndrome 

The tendency of Midwestern mothers to add an unnecessary and incorrect possessive “S” to the names of restaurants, stores, and other businesses, as in referring to Meijer as “Meijer’s.”

Mom: Do you want to go to Meijer’s? How about Nordstrom’s?
Allyson: Jesus Christ, Mom! Your Meijer’s Syndrome has gotten really bad lately.

Meijer’s Syndrome by Rushmore Yankee January 21, 2009

Meijer 

A place to go when there is nothing better to do.

"I'm bored, let's go Meijer-ing"

Meijer by EMMA August 13, 2004