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metroligious 

Adj.

1. Appearing to be religious (e.g., because one wears a cross on a chain, sports payos, smokes the buddah, majors in world religions, seems at peace with oneself and the world, or is a generally chill or "good" person, etc.) when actually agnostic, spiritual, athiest, humanist, nihilist, or similar.

2. A non-religious person who has an inexplicable interest in or knowledge of religion, religious fashion, and the religious lifestyle and/or enjoys taking part in religious events, ceremonies, and rituals.

Not to be confused with Metrospiritual.
I thought Jim wore a yarmulke because he was Jewish, but after I saw how he devoured that king crab, I'm betting he's just metroligious.

You can tell Sarah's metroligious by the way she always brings up how she went to Catholic school whenever someone mentions nuns.
metroligious by usman noyo December 15, 2008
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metrollectual 

portmanteau of metro and intellectual.

one who adopts the mannerisms, attire and behaviour of an intellectual, without actually ever thinking for themselves.

a hipster sub-type.
see that guy with the stack of books on his table, wearing an MIT shirt, looking at porn on his laptop?

yeah?

i'm going to punch that metrollectual motherfucker and break his non-prescription glasses.
metrollectual by fourohtre December 13, 2010

metrolodian 

A genre for any art/entertainment form that defines a modern environment riddled with unusual and uneasy phenomena.
Control (Video game), Coherence (Movie), Haunting of the hill house (Tv show) are some examples of the metrolodian genre.
metrolodian by EquatorialFish February 7, 2020
sinonimo de Metal. Todo lo relacionado con el genero del Metal
Iron Maiden es Merol
merol by Edgar Galicia January 25, 2005

metrolover 

a girl who prefers to date boys that act gay but claim to be straight
I saw Amy's boyfriend lip syncing and dancing to Britney Spears. I didn't know she was a metrolover.
metrolover by wanker911 November 8, 2009