Megabee 

A malicious giant bee, thought by some to be a creature of myth, but only because they have repressed the memory of his terrifying appearance. While the intent of his terrorism is unclear, scientists have analyzed his actions and determined that he has an IQ of approximately 130 and the structural strength of diamond. His size seems to vary from sighting to sighting, so it is possible he is able to appear in different forms, ranging from the size of a large marble, on up to that of a Soviet Horner helicopter. You can tell when he is nearby, because the sun gets blotted out, you feel a low frequency vibration deep in your bones, and then a long stinger pierces all the way through your chest.

Just when I thought he had moved on to conquer another planet, Megabee snuck up from behind and slapped a "sting me" sign on my back.

Megabee by megabeeologist July 26, 2010

Megabestie 

Short for "mega best friend". Someone who exceeds the status of a "best friend".

Amy is my megabestie; we do everything together.

Megabestie by megabestie August 29, 2013

Megabeast 

A person, specifically an Asian person, who is too boss at doing anything, especially math. Shy at first, but get to know him and he'll blow your brains out from his epicness.

Dude, did you hear about that Asion boy, Daniel? He won 1st place in some math contest. He's such a megabeast.

Megabeast by Iloveblondieserryday August 13, 2012

Megabed 

When 2+ beds are pushed together to create one MEGABED, esp. when two beds are connected by a roll-away bed in a hotel room.

Originated in Anaheim, CA, September 9, 2006.

Bitches and first-timers have to sleep in the cracks between mattresses.

-How are we going to fit six people on these two queen beds?!
-MEGABED!

Megabed by Pirshafiey May 12, 2008

Double Megabed Floorgy 

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

Double Megabed Floorgy by Floor 2 Peeps March 16, 2011

MEGABED 

Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.

Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.

Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.

Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.

MEGABED by One_Half_of _Mission_Squared May 17, 2010

Megabese

the morbidly of morbidly obese, like when you just ate two sandwiches for lunch and had a quater pounder with cheese from mcdonalds 20 minutes later with a large fris.

Damn youre so megabese! you deadass split the couch in two!

Megabese by SkyProPC May 19, 2022