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Mecke Klingström 

A Guy with gigantic cock. Fucks bitches all day long. He thinks he is the best person of all.
Mecke Klingström fuck bitches get money
Another name for either a PharmD OR Preacher. Read example below to solve this riddle!
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created Carol's pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a sculptor,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using pink velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with Red Fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a Dickson,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a Preacher,
whose name was McKee,
he licked it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
McKee by Ronald Gilligan May 17, 2008

Mackem Mammaries 

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷
Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

Vic Mackey

The main character of FX's cop drama The Shield which is now in its 4th Season. Detective Vic Mackey is a thorougly corrupt L.A. cop who is willing to do anything inside or outside the law to get the job done. He firmly believes that his actions are for the greater good. He is played by the talented Michael Chiklis.
"That makes you a special kinda B.. my bitch." -Vic Mackey to a suspect

"We knock down the doors other cops don't want to." -Vic Mackey to IA investigator after the death of Detective Terry Crowley at his hands.
Vic Mackey by Paul Delaney March 19, 2005

Eoin Macken

An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.
Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
Eoin Macken by MoriartyIsReal July 18, 2012

boobs mackenzie 

Boobs mackenzie can be a real bitch, she steals your man and shows off.
Your typical slut.
Did you see boobs mackenzie she is such a show off!
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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