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Slang defined for confused and, or wasted.
"Man, did you see Becky last night?! She was so mecked"

'Yeah dude"

"Oh I know she was tipsy all morning"

"hahaha those pictures are so going on facebook"

"thats what happens when you get mecked"

"hahahahahah"
mecked by PSEUDONYM! March 28, 2012
Words you can keep
Similar to the word messed, stupid or shouldn’t of happened

Used as an adjective.
That is so Mecked Up!
Mecked by BroLev June 29, 2023
Related Words

mecked up 

When something has been, or is 'mecked up' then it basically means 'f***ked up'.
It's a handy word for when you're around parents or teachers...or maybe even the queen if you're lucky.
Dennis: OMG..my dog just ate my homework...
Otis: haha...shame Miss Dicksy is gonna kill you.
Dorita: Yh, your ass is grass dood.
Dennis: This is SOO mecked up man. Wtf am i gonna do??
Otis: Don't ask me. I don't have a dog..
Dorita: Sme.

get micked 

A more cultured variation of "get fucked", and can be used in a variety of settings and incidents.

It doesn't even have to make sense when you say it.
Person A: You're ugly!
Person B: Get micked.
get micked by b3yonce October 13, 2021
When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked
Merked by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019
to be hit, struck, or destroyed.
bro, Eli almost got macked by that Honda. holy shit
macked by tellernotelling August 21, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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