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meckel's diverticulum

something found within 2% of the world's sexiest men. while it might sound like a sexual fetish for someone named meckel, it is actually a medical condition that only super hot sexy men get.
meckel's diverticulum= a medical condition........

Merkelist 

Someone who wants to destroy their own country.

A naive person who makes irrational, impulsive decisions without thinking through the consequences. Someone who wants to undo all the good work of their patriotic predecessors.

An individual in high authority who acts irresponsibly e.g. Like a teenager who invites everyone to her house party on social media. They have a great party but in the cold sober light of the next day, the gatecrashers have wrecked her parents house. A Merkelist will do this with a whole country, or even worse, an entire Union of countries!
The policies of that party are going to bring havoc to this country, their leader must be a Merkelist.
Merkelist by PenorSword September 3, 2018

MickelStink

Pro golfer Phil Mickelson's nickname when he loses.
MickelStink choked away the 2013 U.S. Open.
MickelStink by Sajak June 16, 2013
when someone fucks something up beyond repair
Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.
merkeled by mmmdick August 16, 2012

Mickelson 

Noun. Male breasts on a heay set male. Usually as a result of being overweight. Origin: based on professional golfer Phil Mickelson's ample bosom.
Check out that dude's rack. He's got a total Mickelson!
Mickelson by gtbarry July 7, 2006

Merkel Effect 

Describes a double-standard, where elected officials do not care about civil rights violations concerning ordinary citizens, but scandalize similar violations when they happen to them.

Coined by Edward Snowden.
"It's equally if not more concerning that we're seeing another 'Merkel Effect,' where an elected official does not care at all that the rights of millions of ordinary citizens are violated by our spies, but suddenly it's a scandal when a politician finds out the same thing happens to them."

Edward Snowden in an interview with NBC news.
Merkel Effect by dzire187 April 22, 2014