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meatsickle 

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.
Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.
meatsickle by Kobe December 9, 2003

Slick Meatsickle 

When you ejaculate inside a girl, pull it out and let her lick the aftermath off your dong like a popsicle.
Have you ever falling asleep during a slick meatsickle?
fusion of popsicle, and meat.
refferences the similarities between enjoying a popsicle, and enjoying fellatio.
Why don't you go suck your boyfriend's meatsicle?
Put down the popsicle, and wrap your lips around my meatsicle.
meatsicle by DoidoTravado November 20, 2006
Name for the penis when it is being suckled by a dirty, dirty slut, preferably an 11th century English maid.
"Dost thou with me to suckle thy meatsicle, m'lord?"

"SUCK IT, BITCH!"

*slurps and what have you*

"SLUTSEYE! BOO-YA!"
meatsicle by Ben Sanderson January 17, 2006

meatcicle 

When someone preforms a blowjob with ice cubes in their mouth creating a frozen penis.
My bitch likes to give me a meatcicle in the morning before breakfast.
meatcicle by Jerome Holland November 24, 2006

Meathicles

1. An ancient Greek lesser god of civility.

2. Name given to an overworked, undersexed Frontier Helpdesk employee
"Hello this is Meathicles, can I have your last name?"
Meathicles by Jeff Bloomski November 12, 2003