shaq

most dominate player ever to play the game

who is the man who can dunk on any man, SHAQ!

by kobe May 21, 2003

NBA Double Thrust

The NBA Double Thrust is when a man is fucking a girl doggy style while beating his wife.

I was fucking my mistress the other day when the old hag walked in and I gave the old NBA double thrust.

by Kobe May 24, 2004

bitch lawyer

A female attorney at law.

Kobe had sexual relations with a white chick in Colorado, time to call his bitch lawyer.

by Kobe December 20, 2004

wrinkle

A pocket of fat on an obese woman used for sexual gratification.

I fucked a wrinkle on a 300 pounder last night. It was great!

by Kobe December 28, 2004

dhlkd

Do Her Like Kobe Did

"Bring her back to your place and DHLKD"

by Kobe October 02, 2003

Kobe

Either a great basketball player or a very attractive light/dark skin. Most likely an athlete but be warn they show no mercy hoes nd thots

I Kobed that hoe

by Kobe February 01, 2015

meatsickle

male genitalia, shaped in oblong fashion that is reminiscent of popsicle. See also antiwar protestor.

Those antiwar protestors are meatsickles.

by Kobe December 09, 2003