Meatnance

the one person in your life to answer all your meat questions

Person 1: how do I cook this steak
Person 2: I don't know know, call my Meatnance man Steve

Meatnance by Bac0npirate December 14, 2014

Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.

Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.

Meatfaced by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010

Meathane 

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

Meathane by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

Mentrance 

An entrance for men (a gay man's anus)

Billy got it in his mentrance last night for the first time. I think it's safe to say he's officially gay.

Mentrance by Tyrone Demery August 24, 2009

Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.

"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike

Meatfaced by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015

matmance 

A "bromance" for grapplers and Jiu Jitsu players.....

Howie & Tim were doing Jiu Jitsu and have developed a "matmance"!

matmance by timmyjitsu303 October 16, 2012

meatsauce 

an idiot, a moron, a goof - somebody who lacks intelligence

"Tyrone's dead?! What happened?!"
"He got drunk, ran into a pole, passed out and drown in a puddle of his own puke"
"What a fuckin meatsauce"

meatsauce by g00se December 26, 2008