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When a man sticks his dick into a pussy balls deep then removes it completely just to stick it back in again balls deep. If weilder of such penis has bad aim on re-entry, they'll poke the butthole and anger the vagina's owner.
Brenda doesn't like Bob because he refuses to give her the Full Stroke but expects her to cook his favorite toast recipe. What a dick Bob is!
by Dr.FartScientist December 1, 2018
Get the Full Stroke mug.When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
The maneuver is performed in the following method:
1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.
A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.
For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!
by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018
Get the Turnberry Shuffle mug.A mix between a cult and a very well organized crime ring creatively invented by arguably the best and most successful criminal mastermind ever.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
The Scientology organization is so ingenious because their victims are rich, shallow, self important, liberals and actors. They prey on these people because they are dumb, dry, and tastless like rye toast hold the butter.
One year ago:
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
Esther: Herbert, I just joined Scientology!
Herbert: Great!
Present Day:
Esther: Herbert, it's all a lie, Scientology is fucking a nightmare, they're going to kill us!
Herbert: I'm gone bitch!
by Dr.FartScientist October 21, 2018
Get the Scientology mug.You are a UD Dumb Fuck if you ever came onto Urban Dictionary to define someone's name that you know. The "definition" usually starts with "so and so persons are sweet and caring... blah, blah, barf!". Or it could be the opposite with "so and so person is an annoying asshole".
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
Either way it's fucking dumb because there are literally hundreds of names on UD which have the same lame definition because not only are these writers dumb as fuck but they lack the creativity to write an original sweet ode to the girl or boy who undoubtedly has them in the "friend zone" or is fucking someone else because that's what happens when you're clingy and annoying.
UD Dumb Fuck: Summer is as funny as she is sweet...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
DJ (over loudspeaker): Summer to the main stage, Autumn to the Champaign Room.
(Music in the background): Ass titties, ass and titties, ass ass titties titties ass and titties...
by Dr.FartScientist November 3, 2018
Get the UD Dumb Fuck mug.The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
Get the fart injection threshold mug.The intentional release of a fart into a cloth covered cushion, chair, couch, car seat, mattress, etc. by way of breaking the Fart Injection Threshold for the purpose of filling it with your personal brand of fart.
1. Excuse me Leroy, if you don't stop using Fart Fumigation in my gamer chair, you won't be allowed to come over and play Super Nintendo with me anymore.
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
2. Mother, Akeem Fart Fumigated my stuffed giraffe again. Now it smells like moldy nachos!
by Dr.FartScientist May 6, 2017
Get the fart fumigation mug.Large female tits on women who work hard laborious jobs. What are they there for? No one knows. Utili-tits serve no purpose as they get in the way and hinder the job performance of the bearer of said tits and are often dirty from all that work.
Hey Tony, check out that broad's utili-tits! Yeah Bob, her tits may be wicked dirty but she sure can carry a ton of rocks from that quarry!
by Dr.FartScientist May 9, 2017
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