Meatcurtains
Before choosing the cumdumpster or dirtbox,Ramine parted Sonja's meatcurtains, for a final inspection before inserting his raw flesh-rocket.
Meatcurtains by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
bedazzled meat curtains
When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
bedazzled meat curtains by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
Cheesy meat curtains
When a female vagina lips or male uncircumsized penis skin is covered in smelly cheese(smegma) when one goes for days with out showering.
Cheesy meat curtains by Taco Gangsta October 27, 2010
meat curtains
The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
meat curtains by Snu November 7, 2003
dehydrated meat curtains
The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018
Meat Curtains
Meat Curtains by Scottokelley January 13, 2017
meat curtains
meat curtains by moe March 22, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026