2 definitions by Scottokelley

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".
I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.
by Scottokelley January 14, 2017
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When a person has exceeded the measurable levels of fucktardal asshatery. Their level of stupidity is clearly noticeable when they enter any room. They clearly have their head neck deep in their own ass.
Jesus Christ, Tom is such an Asshat.
by Scottokelley March 31, 2017
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