Meat Trumpets

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

by step-hoe July 31, 2009

Meat Trumpet

A large penis
A male organ

Coach eli a.k.a Elias Melas is certified to play the meat trumpet.

Elias Melas is known as the Redwood City Meat Trumpet Legend

by Elias Dimitri Melas December 28, 2020

Meat Trumpet

A penis that needs to be blowed.

I was so horny that I asked my girlfriend to blow my meat trumpet.

by BrainPhrozen December 07, 2014

Meat Trumpet

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

by VSkizzle February 07, 2007

Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

by Vyvyan Bastard January 06, 2025