Mearle 

Mearle is a goofy man, usually hops up slightly on every third step, has a shirt chewing disorder and literally laughs like a giggling gherkin.

Mearle's are growers not showers and what they lack in length they more than make up in girth. They are generally uncircumcised and have been known to be missing a portion of their front chompers.

"See that bloke, hes almost eaten the entire front of his shirt".

"Yeah, that's Mearle. He does that to prevent all the blood in his going to his massive girth. You should watch one laugh!"

"Fuck oath, what a chap!"

Mearle by Kevinbacon021187 December 13, 2018

Bob Marley 

Jamaican god of reggea music whose joint is still smoking decades after he left us alone on earth.

BMW: Bob Marley & the Wailers

Bob Marley by Ten Mile June 17, 2013

Merle Haggard 

Something tried and true. As good as gold. Reliable.

That knot is a Merle Haggard, it will never come loose.

Merle Haggard by Patrick Roughen October 10, 2007

Marlene

Marlene is a very strong , brave, and beautiful girl. She has the most prettiest eyes. She has the biggest heart but will always keep her feelings inside . she keeps her circle small . Only has 2 best friends. Did I mention she’s also a great and amazing best friend and girlfriend

wow I just fricken love Marlene

Marlene by Savannah Mendez March 20, 2019

Marleny

Marleny is not any type of girl she’s different and 1 of a kind she will turn your world around she will always give you a reason to smile and most importantly she’s the best she won’t get at any other person level because she is independent and caring she is sexy rude but in a good way her face looks mean but she’s actually nice but don’t get it confused she would put a b**** in her place if she has to she’s short but pretty and know how to fight. Marleny is just perfect and a loyal girl her personality will make you fall in love and keep her as your bestfriend forever she’s just amazing 🤩

Marleny is the girl I need in my life she’s everything to me❤️

Marleny by Liam’s July 10, 2019

Marleny

The funniest, prettiest girl ever. She's a loyal friend and always there when you need her. She's not afraid to call you out and speak her mind, but she'll always do it for your own good. She's protective, fun, spontaneous, SMART, and open minded. She likes to joke around and travel. She's the girl that will have 20+ cats even though she can get any guy she wants. She loves deeply and aspires success. Marleny won't ever allow you to be sad, ranging from her hilarious facial expressions, to her never failing roasts of enemies, she'll always make you laugh. Her eyebrows and eyeliner will always be on point. Her smile is contagious, and even though she could seem mean at times, she never means it. Marleny is a friend for life.

I wish everyone was like Marleny.
My best friend is Marleny.
Cute smart gorgeous amazing perfect makeup perfection funny

Marleny by Fucking_cunt September 19, 2015

marleah 

The a really beautiful girl, whos smart, funny, and also the sweetest person ever. A girl you just dream of meeting.

Friend 1: "Dude, you know Marleah?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, shes so perfect!"
Friend 1: "I know! Who ever gets her is so lucky!"

marleah by Ryan Pimp January 5, 2009