1.
Person A: "Gosh, I hate her. She's so talented and she's really pretty and her boyfriend is just amazing..."
Person B: "Ooh, do I hear someone coveting?"
Person A: "Psh, I'm not jealous. Just saying..."
Person B: "Oh, you're such a jealous mealous,
don't deny it."
2.
Person 1: "This
car sucks... I wish I had one of those nice, shiny sports cars like that one guy has..."
Person 2: "
Whatever, Mr. Jealous Mealous..."