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tesco meal deal 

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol
Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate
tesco meal deal by #virgin October 15, 2019

Meal Deal 

A set of at least 2 (usually 3) prepared and packaged food items (can be any of these: sandwich/wrap, crisps/treat, drink) that are sold together for a discounted price at a supermarket.

Is usually bought by those who are outgoing and are in a hurry, as a snack, saving more time than prepare a proper meal.

(UK-based term)
Worker: "Sorry I'm late. I ended up buying meal deal from the shop."
Meal Deal by Joshie2499 August 14, 2016

Ben Cousins Meal Deal 

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.
Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.
Ben Cousins Meal Deal by Macktown September 18, 2018

meal deal syndrome 

A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.
Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome
meal deal syndrome by Seanomania August 29, 2016

meal deal 

Confusing McDonald's term for all the soccer mum's out there, you get the normal food you would get in a meal but with a deal as well.
McStaffHi can I take your order?
ParentCan I have a large quarter pounder meal deal?
McStaffWhat size would you like that in?
ParentLarge.
meal deal by Anonymous #3333 December 10, 2007

meal deal syndrome 

Meal Deal Syndrome severity varies and there are different aspects to the autistic value of it.

1.The syndrome of which you can taste the meal deals before you buy them. Legend has it that you can taste the deals just thinking about them.

2. Being a sad wanker who goes onto stupid facebook pages and posts about his meal deal he got with his parent's minimum wage tip money.

3. Thinking about meal deals, getting hyped and rushing to the shop to buy them. Reaching maximum hunger will result in the autist seeing the deals through walls.
Jack: Ben can't stop, All he does is get meal deals!
Jordan: Really? Maybe he has meal deal syndrome?
Jack: Nah he is just an autist.
meal deal syndrome by _KingKazma_ December 4, 2016