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A wife who relies on the dollar menu due to her lack of wifely skills or know-how.
My Mcwife is out slaving over a value meal!
Mcwife by M.H. Cole January 17, 2011
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When your WiFi sucks ass, or you don't even have any so you live off McDonald's free WIFI.-ZTB
Sarah, we don't have wifi,we have to take a trip to McDonald's and use there mcwifi in order for you to start your report. -ZTB
mcwifi by Zach Ben August 10, 2016
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angus mcfife 

Not to confuse with Angus McFife XIII
Angus McFife is the legendary hero who managed to defeat Zargothrax in the year 992 and thus saved not only the mighty city of Dundee but also the whole Kingdom of Fife
Which Angus McFife will defeat Zargothrax in the next album?
A name that is used to describe a small child who thinks he’s massive.
That kid over there, he’s McWide
McWide by ScumRshit November 25, 2019
a deformed penis that has the resemblance to a hot dog bun with bull testicles inside it and soaked in mayonaise
wat? havent you ever seen a McWiener before?
McWiener by IAMANARWHAL March 1, 2011

stinky mcwifferpants

A name given to someone that loves to fart, although they do vary from time to time. They range from silent but deadlies but most of the time, they love to absolutely cause earthquakes on the earth with the rupturous things they call farts. They are in need of a colonoscopy but are scared of a doctor.

Also known as Courtney.
Did you see that fart that Courtney let off? No wonder everyone calls her Stinky McWifferpants at school!
stinky mcwifferpants by Muhi August 29, 2021
A situation worse than death, IE, comparable to McDonalds.
Person 1: My mom died. My cat died. I got fired. I'm addicted to cocaine.
Person 2: That's McLife.
McLife by Hiroku August 8, 2003
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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