A name given to someone that loves to fart, although they do vary from time to time. They range from silent but deadlies but most of the time, they love to absolutely cause earthquakes on the earth with the rupturous things they call farts. They are in need of a colonoscopy but are scared of a doctor.
Also known as Courtney.
Did you see that fart that Courtneylet off? No wonder everyone calls her Stinky McWifferpants at school!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.