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When your WiFi sucks ass, or you don't even have any so you live off McDonald's free WIFI.-ZTB
Sarah, we don't have wifi,we have to take a trip to McDonald's and use there mcwifi in order for you to start your report. -ZTB
mcwifi by Zach Ben August 10, 2016
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I'm on the internet using McWifi.
McWifi by TheWordSubmitter April 15, 2017
A wife who relies on the dollar menu due to her lack of wifely skills or know-how.
My Mcwife is out slaving over a value meal!
Mcwife by M.H. Cole January 17, 2011

Mewification

The act of turning something or someone rough into a soft squishy cookie.
Gulf's mewification process has been completed.
Mewification by Mgpfg86 April 28, 2022

stinky mcwifferpants

A name given to someone that loves to fart, although they do vary from time to time. They range from silent but deadlies but most of the time, they love to absolutely cause earthquakes on the earth with the rupturous things they call farts. They are in need of a colonoscopy but are scared of a doctor.

Also known as Courtney.
Did you see that fart that Courtney let off? No wonder everyone calls her Stinky McWifferpants at school!
stinky mcwifferpants by Muhi August 29, 2021

shepherds.mcwifey 

shepherds.mcwifey is the swaggiest person you’ll ever meet. They have such a sweet heart <3
shepherds.mcwifey is such an icon
shepherds.mcwifey by licello July 9, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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