Mcshif

Jacking off while shitting

Im gonna go mcshif

Mcshif by Skinsprinter January 27, 2019

McSwift 

This is a rather difficult dive performed off a diving board. It was invented and is the signature dive of John Swift of Spring Lake, NJ. The diver begins by running the length of the board, towards the end jumps and turns the body 180 degrees in the air landing at the tip of the board backwards. Using the inertia from the jump where you turned your body, spring off the board doing a back flip. The last part is done in one fluid motion.

Can you do the McSwift?

McSwift by Teej McSnouch September 27, 2008

Going for a McShit 

When you go into McDonalds for the sole purpose of using the bathroom.

Please note: If challenged by the spotty staff member, then your declaration that you will buy food afterwards is a McShit with Lies

I'm going for a McShit

Going for a McShit by Snake July 9, 2004

McShit 

Usually 30 minutes after the complete ingestion of a McDonald's meal one is faced with McCramps. These cramps are just like regular stomach pains, but differ in the fact that they are brought on by eating McDonalds.

Usually 10-15 minutes after the McCramps/McPains occur one will get the McFarts. These are generally farts with an odor similar to that of death. They reak and reak and generally cause people with you during that time to leave.

Finally, the McCramps get so bad that you run to the washroom and begin to expell feces. These feces are refered to as McShits. They are usually consist of diharea or some liquid and some solid parts. They also have an odor of death, and can cause one to pass out if they McShit too long. Generally, after a good round of McShits, the Large Intestine feels as if it has had an enema, and is generally happy until it one eats McDonald's again.

After the McShits subside you are done with the cycle, or your body may still be undergoing the the "McShit" process, and one will continue to McFart until the McCramps go away. That is the signal to enter society once again.

Matt: Omg Dude McDonald's is so good!
Sasa: I know, but it'll be bad later man, trust me...
Matt: How do you figure?
Sasa: The McShits bro, you'll see.

----- 30 Mins Later -----

Matt: Oh dude this is killing me! Ahh, what is this sensation?
Sasa: Thats the McCramps man... I told you!

McShit by xSasax February 12, 2007

McShitmypants 

The feeling one experiences after enjoying a McOrgy sandwich

Yo man, I feel like imma gonna McShitmypants after eating that greasy ass fuck

McShitmypants by lkasdjfashdflajdf April 21, 2010

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

McShit with lies by McPhail April 19, 2005

McShittles 

Gastronomical distress caused by fast food.

Man, after that late nite Taco Bell burrito run, I had a nasty case of the McShittles this morning!

McShittles by Mark Trial January 10, 2008