McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.
"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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mcsplurry

The act of taking a crap in a McDonalds toilet.
I'd leave going in there for a while, I've just done a fucking evil McSplurry
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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friend of Freddie

Homosexual. Taken from gay cliche that was Freddie Mercury.
No point chatting him up love, he's a friend of Freddie
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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string tingler

A person with such levels of skill that the can make an adult male ejaculate their love muck merely by tickling the aforementioned male's banjo string. Can be used as a derogatory term.
Look at that fit hunny over there. I bet you she'd be a string tingler
by McPhail October 18, 2004
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love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.
I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!
by McPhail October 18, 2004
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shunky

PLOP! oh, that was a good shunky
by McPhail April 19, 2005
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