McPhail's definitions

string tingler

A person with such levels of skill that the can make an adult male ejaculate their love muck merely by tickling the aforementioned male's banjo string. Can be used as a derogatory term.

Look at that fit hunny over there. I bet you she'd be a string tingler

by McPhail October 18, 2004

McShit with lies

Using the toilets in McDonalds having given the assurance to the staff that you'll buy something.

"....yeah, I'm chocking on a shunky. My mate's getting the food in just now..."

by McPhail April 19, 2005

mcsplurry

The act of taking a crap in a McDonalds toilet.

I'd leave going in there for a while, I've just done a fucking evil McSplurry

by McPhail April 19, 2005

friend of Freddie

Homosexual. Taken from gay cliche that was Freddie Mercury.

No point chatting him up love, he's a friend of Freddie

by McPhail April 19, 2005

love muck

A take on the phrase "love milk" but slightly dirtier sounding.

I'd love to splay my love muck over her chebs!!!

by McPhail October 18, 2004

shunky

The act of defecation

PLOP! oh, that was a good shunky

by McPhail April 19, 2005