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Term used to reiterate how badly one needs to urinate. Used in circumstances when the need to pee is above an 8 on a 1-10 scale
"Dude, hold my beer, I gotta piss like mcgiss."
Mcgiss by John and Anita February 29, 2008
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mckissick 

(Noun) : (1) A manly man, a male of true grit capable of memorizing verifiable libraries of sports facts and using said knowledge to accurately predict current athletic events in real time. (2) One who is capable of taking, and sinking, the big shot to send the game into overtime in a dazzling display of last minute heroics...
(Verb) To be McKissick'ed
(1) The act or process of having one's hopes and dreams shattered by a sudden and unexpected change of events
To pull a' McKissick': "Oh man, I thought we had had them, then that kid pulled a McKissick and it was all downhill from there!"

mckissick by sean mac md August 25, 2006
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Entering a McDonalds, or other fast food joint for sole purpose of using toilets.

Similar to McShit
Am bustin' here, need to go for a McPiss.
McPiss by brianog January 28, 2005

shits mcgits 

The name given to a dog who shits very often and very heavily. Mainly after an abundance of table food. Also known as McGits!
Jack is banging on the door like a wild man. I bet he has to take a shit. Come here, Shits McGits!
shits mcgits by Stank McGank December 24, 2006

McPissed 

The act of secretly (or obviously) getting drunk in McDonalds. The teenage acne-faced staff never do shit about it. Bonus points for incorporating a McShit.
Lets grab a bottle and get McPissed.
McPissed by Johnyau83m November 11, 2008

McPissbottle 

You're cleaning McKay's bedroom for the first time in like a month. Underneath all the old pizza boxes you find two 2-liter soda bottles filled with his urine.
Hey can I have some of that Fanta?

No, it's just a McPissbottle
McPissbottle by K-Raq June 29, 2003

Dru mckissic 

Dru Mckissic ate my burger!!!
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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