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McDickHead 

A guy who can't decide what he wants to eat at McDonald's and holds up the whole line. Then when he finally decides what he wants, he doesn't have enough money to pay for it and turns around and asks you for change. Then he changes his order and orders with extra pickles, no onions, extra salt, no sesame seeds, and a well cooked burger. Then he spills his order all over and demands a free one.
Man I was at McD's and there was this real McDickHead there holding up the line.
McDickHead by Queenofnthing September 5, 2011
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Mcdickhead 

Sorta like a super dickhead ... extreme dickhead too
Ayoooo you a mcdickhead!!!
Mcdickhead by Jillesa June 18, 2018

fatty mcfuckhead

An insufferable fuckwit who thinks he rules the world, a fragile ego, and no sense of humor. See: Australian billionaire Clive Palmer
Hey Fatty McFuckhead, don't be such a whiner about being made fun of on the internet. And eat a damn sald for lunch once in a while.
fatty mcfuckhead by Canobes September 24, 2019

Fatty McFuckhead

1. A very fat and large man who is called Clive or sometimes just Mr. Palmer
Fatty McFuckhead needs to get over himself
Fatty McFuckhead by Forgualent September 24, 2019

McDickbeater 

A McDickbeater is a brisk slap with the doo-waggler to any body part, including but not limited to, the face. (sometimes served with cheese)
As Sally bent over to pick up the towel, I slipped her a quick McDickbeater with cheese.
McDickbeater by leemoney January 12, 2008

McDickled 

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
McDickled by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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