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Crazy Old Maurice

Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.
" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "
Crazy Old Maurice by ressecup April 24, 2009
Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!

Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!

Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.

Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.

Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Happy wife happy life is what a Maurice would say.
Maurice by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017

maurice jones-drew 

At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
maurice jones-drew by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007

Mauriced 

When someone tells you they need to say something important but then they just send you a picture of Maurice from the Madagascar franchise
Betty: Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini

Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED
Mauriced by mauricelover6969 February 23, 2021

dirty maurice 

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.
Maurice can be a wonderful person but if you get in his bad side he will flip he has an obsession for shoes and "that check" he says that check is his only true love and that is true but Maurice is looking for a girl so ladies hit him reese is a real nigga and don't take no stuff Maurice has big bank like seriously has that check bust still is trying to get more still looking for love so hit him up
Maurice means loyal loving unselfish not needy careful blessed uncentered person
Maurice by Dxddydavis March 11, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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