(Man walks up to the Macdonald's drive through speaking incoherently)
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace
will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"
(Man approaches inflatable
burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?
Drive-thru assistant-
"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"
(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)
"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets
will be released.
(Man begins to run away)
"You
will perish in hot oil!
Soon as I find the Happy meal!"
Drive-thru assistant
"What a McCunt!"