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A metaphorical take out food item to describe the imperative need for the intended person to be put through a drive-thru window.
To deserving party:  *holds up fingers to ear like telephone* "Hello, McDonald's? Yes, I just placed an order and I swear I didn't order a McCunty!!"
McCunty by Dreyah November 26, 2011
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Cunty McCunty Cunt 

A pompous male that is such an asshole that if he were a female he would be a colossal cunty bitch
The boss's son treats us like he owns the place instead of his asshole dad.

Ya, he's a real Cunty McCunty Cunt for sure.
Cunty McCunty Cunt by Cunty Joe September 23, 2016
someone who exhibits cunt behavior inside a McDonalds restaurant or at the drive thru
(Man walks up to the Macdonald's drive through speaking incoherently)
"I am the macca's mascot! Grimace will come, Birdie! Hamburgler! Happy meal!"

(Man approaches inflatable burger)
"I am Ronald. Ronald McDonald, Mascot of macca's, Double quater pounder, Lord of the fries. Are you the happy meal?

Drive-thru assistant-

"Hey! That brings in the customers, I make the deals. You wanna burger?"

(The man begins to snarl. He talks to the burger again)

"Wait for the sign, and our chicken nuggets will be released.
(Man begins to run away)

"You will perish in hot oil! Soon as I find the Happy meal!"

Drive-thru assistant

"What a McCunt!"
McCunt by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

Slutty McCuntpants 

A girl who wears her pants so low that you can nearly see the top of her vagina.
Carrie:"Wow, look at Victoria."
Dave:"Slutty McCuntpants."
Slutty McCuntpants by Oni September 26, 2005

Cunty McCunterson

This is a name you use for someone who is a cunt.
Person 1: I hate that girl she's so cuntacious!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a Cunty McCunterson fosho!

McCuntnuggets

The STD-infested hookers/prostitutes/hoes that stand outside of McDonald's and will give happy endings for Happy Meals.
Guy #1: Yo, check out those girls outside.
Guy #2: No way man, their total McCuntnuggets; they'd do anything for a French fry.
McCuntnuggets by Marvelle August 16, 2010

Doucher McCuntmuffin 

Noun- someone who is disliked/ a high school teacher who speaks to students as though they are in primary school/ one unwilling to accept the aging process
Mrs X, our Chem teacher, described precipitates to the class as "when something swirly forms." She is such a Doucher McCuntmuffin.
Doucher McCuntmuffin by LYTLE2 December 13, 2009
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