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To 'Mcgann' beers, or simply 'Mcganning', refers to the act of cracking open a can of beer taking a few sips and setting the can down or otherwise implying that it is finished with no less than a third of the can's contents remaining.
The act of Mcganning beers will typically consist of repetition of this behavior and may be accompanied by boasts of how many beers they have 'drank' so far.
Mcganning is generally frowned upon as it is not cost effective and leads to having to clean up wounded soldiers the next day.
1. "This keystone light wasn't cheap so I don't want to see any of you bastards Mcganning these beers"

2. "I haven't seen someone Mcgann beers like that since freshman year. who invited those slats to the party anyway?"
McGanning by fingers5 November 7, 2007

mcglynning it 

When someone inhales smoke incorrectly (be it tobacco or something else), and subsequently chokes.
Boy 1: *smokes + coughs*
Boy 2: dude you just mcglynned it!

or

Boy 1: why is that guy coughing?
Boy 2: because he just failed to smoke so he's mcglynning it
mcglynning it by ibpro November 21, 2010

Maloning 

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
Maloning by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010

McGlynning It 

When you try to inhale any type of smoke properly and fail resulting in a coughing fit.
Guy1: Wow she's coughing at lot, is she ok?
Guy2: She's fine, she just McGlynned her fag

or

Guy1: Can i have a toke of that?
Guy2: Only if you don't McGlynn it, there isn't much left

or

Guy1: Can i scrape a fag?
Guy2: Nah, you're always wasting them by Mcglynning it!
McGlynning It by DI Girl November 21, 2010

Maloning 

Begging hard for female attention or just attention in general to the point where you are just super simping.
"Oh God that Isaac guy is Maloning again"
Maloning by Isaac Maloney is gay February 25, 2020

mcgloins 

your nut sac
oh my god!! simon kicked pat in his mcgloins, he's gonna have big plums after that
mcgloins by satchwell October 9, 2003