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An algebra II teacher who goes home everyday alone.
Miss McElwan practiced matrices at home while watching tv and cooking herself a little meal.
McElwan by abc November 20, 2003
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Fraser McEwan

Heard of a Fraser McEwan? “Yeah he’s a sex god”
Fraser McEwan by _sex_godess June 28, 2018

McElwaine 

A person who is best friends with a Cameron she Is very nice and really pretty. She hates south park the greatest show ever. A McElwaine is popular she plays lacrosse and hates a Henry more that South Park and that’s rare. On the other hand He best friend Cameron loves south park very much and knows evreything about it
McElwaine: Hey Cameron what you doing

Cameron: watching south park
McElwaine: that’s so gay
Cameron: not as gay as Henry

Henry: I’m bugs bunny I have the power of anime

McElwaine: oh shut it go back in your cage henry
Cameron: get off your high horse let’s buy hemp shampoo oh McElwaine you crack me up
McElwaine by Gluten free Ebola March 14, 2020

mcewans moment 

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.
'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'
mcewans moment by The Moai March 16, 2005

mcelwain 

Man that guy is a total McElwain
mcelwain by Boot men December 20, 2016
A massive foamy railroad crossing located in Lake Oswego, Oregon. This consists of WABCO signals with Safetran mechanical bells!
OMG, MCEWAN IS THE BEST CROSSING EVER ON THE PORTLAND & WESTERN WESTSIDE DISTRICT ALRIGHT!!!
McEwan by harborfailtrain67 January 2, 2026

Jamie McElwain 

A retard, a complete fucking bumbling idiot, a spoon of epic proportions
That guy over there is such a Jamie McElwain
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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