McElwan

An algebra II teacher who goes home everyday alone.

Miss McElwan practiced matrices at home while watching tv and cooking herself a little meal.

by abc November 20, 2003

Fraser McEwan

Sex God, yum and tasty

Heard of a Fraser McEwan? “Yeah he’s a sex god”

by _sex_godess June 28, 2018

McElwaine

A person who is best friends with a Cameron she Is very nice and really pretty. She hates south park the greatest show ever. A McElwaine is popular she plays lacrosse and hates a Henry more that South Park and that’s rare. On the other hand He best friend Cameron loves south park very much and knows evreything about it

McElwaine: Hey Cameron what you doing

Cameron: watching south park
McElwaine: that’s so gay
Cameron: not as gay as Henry

Henry: I’m bugs bunny I have the power of anime

McElwaine: oh shut it go back in your cage henry
Cameron: get off your high horse let’s buy hemp shampoo oh McElwaine you crack me up

by Gluten free Ebola March 14, 2020

mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

mcelwain

Total badass Irish man!

Man that guy is a total McElwain

by Boot men December 20, 2016

McEwan

A massive foamy railroad crossing located in Lake Oswego, Oregon. This consists of WABCO signals with Safetran mechanical bells!

OMG, MCEWAN IS THE BEST CROSSING EVER ON THE PORTLAND & WESTERN WESTSIDE DISTRICT ALRIGHT!!!

by harborfailtrain67 January 2, 2026

Jamie McElwain

A retard, a complete fucking bumbling idiot, a spoon of epic proportions

That guy over there is such a Jamie McElwain

by Bumblingnogginfuck February 8, 2019