Western

A state of being, when shits gettin wild. During this state things tend to get dangerous, loud, and drunk.

Lets kick this shit up western!

Ohhh man soooo western out here with all those horny drunks

by jon jergenstein January 7, 2012

Western

Western. To have a bad day or a bad experience.
Originated from western supermare, to have a western

Oli. Just drop his phone and broke it.
Max. You are having a western mate!
Oli. Yer big western!

by Ed smythe February 25, 2011

Western

Situational escalation to the point that one might consider using violence or gunfire like in the old west.

If that db doesn't pay me back, shit could get western!

When she caught her husband cheating,it got a little western!

by JessMClark January 28, 2009

Western

When you send a message in the group chat after someone has sent it previously

"We already know that West Ham are favourites for relegation, you've had an absolute Western"

by The_Western_Octopus March 13, 2020

Western

Something the direct opposite of cheap, such as for most Asians, America is actually east of them but is still called "Western food".

Hey you remember that Western food we ate last week? Wasn't that pretty expensive?

by pork out of meth May 24, 2023

Western

Slang for gay pornography used by fans of comedian Norm Macdonald.

I went to Brokeback Mountain and, I thought it was a western, fuckin' tell me it's a western.

by Brokeback Mount Lebanon December 21, 2023

Western Onion

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!

When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!

by Starchylde June 28, 2016