mcelwain
Words you can keep
Jamie McElwain
Jamie McElwain by Bumblingnogginfuck February 8, 2019
Related Words
Riley McIlwain
A very sexy guy who co-starred on the hit youtube show "Is It A Good Idea to Microwave This?" The mere mention of his name can make women want to be impregnated with his babies. Every girl and the occasional male wants to have a Riley McIlwain if not then they haven't witness his totally awesomeness.
"Hey did you watch Riley McIlwain on youtube last night?"
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."
"Yeah, I want to be impregnated with his children."
"Dude, you're a guy."
"...So..."
Riley McIlwain by totallyawesomechick January 7, 2012
McIlwain Minute
Similar in nature to a Mexican Minute, it indicates a lack of urgency or a tendency to show up at ones own leisure, with little regard for others time.
Nick arranged a game of FIFA to start at 9:35pm, however didn't show up untl 9:50. The length of time that passed before he showed up is a McIlwain Minute.
McIlwain Minute by Scottiro May 5, 2010
McIlwain Minute
A period of time falling between a Mexican Minute (about 5 minutes) and a Jones Minute (about half an hour).
Nick came up with the idea of meeting at the bar at 6:45, but he was a McIlwain Minute late, even though he lived a minute away.
McIlwain Minute by TenaciousDenny May 6, 2010
McElwaine
A person who is best friends with a Cameron she Is very nice and really pretty. She hates south park the greatest show ever. A McElwaine is popular she plays lacrosse and hates a Henry more that South Park and that’s rare. On the other hand He best friend Cameron loves south park very much and knows evreything about it
McElwaine: Hey Cameron what you doing
Cameron: watching south park
McElwaine: that’s so gay
Cameron: not as gay as Henry
Henry: I’m bugs bunny I have the power of anime
McElwaine: oh shut it go back in your cage henry
Cameron: get off your high horse let’s buy hemp shampoo oh McElwaine you crack me up
Cameron: watching south park
McElwaine: that’s so gay
Cameron: not as gay as Henry
Henry: I’m bugs bunny I have the power of anime
McElwaine: oh shut it go back in your cage henry
Cameron: get off your high horse let’s buy hemp shampoo oh McElwaine you crack me up
McElwaine by Gluten free Ebola March 14, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026