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I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo
mcdildo by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004
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A term used for a beautiful, smart, and sophisticated man who gets all the ladies.
Man that McDildo guy is so awesome.
McDildo by odliDcM February 19, 2013
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Ronald McDildo 

Not to be confused with cocksandwich or shit bag, but similar traits exist between the 3 things. A high profile version of the dick faced cock gobbler.
What kind of Ronald McDildo takes a shit on the backseat of my car?
Ronald McDildo by mk3242 August 2, 2011

Fatty Mc Dildo 

usually referred to fat people with dildos up their asses
Me: Hey Fatty Mc Dildo got beans?
Fatty Mc Dildo: Ya fucked a dildo today, why?
Me: get in the bin.
Fatty Mc Dildo by Fake news April 4, 2017

McDildos 

Another name for McDonalds used in slang talk.
Dude! Lets go to McDildos and drive thru to the bend over window to get some hot lunch!!

YEAHH!!! MCDILDOS IS THE BEST!
McDildos by Ophelia Hiney August 7, 2007
When your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and heavy object and the result is an extra inch of finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!
Justin: "Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"

Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra inch."

Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."

Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."
McCildo by thebreeze April 9, 2008
An Australian female football team.
Australia is right behind the Madildos so strap on a get cheering.
madildos by Overlord2023 August 19, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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