McCildo 

When your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and heavy object and the result is an extra inch of finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!

Justin: "Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"

Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra inch."

Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."

Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."

McCildo by thebreeze April 9, 2008

Ronald McDildo 

Not to be confused with cocksandwich or shit bag, but similar traits exist between the 3 things. A high profile version of the dick faced cock gobbler.

What kind of Ronald McDildo takes a shit on the backseat of my car?

Ronald McDildo by mk3242 August 2, 2011

mcdildo 

adult happy meals with sex toys

I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo

mcdildo by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004

McDildos 

Another name for McDonalds used in slang talk.

Dude! Lets go to McDildos and drive thru to the bend over window to get some hot lunch!!

YEAHH!!! MCDILDOS IS THE BEST!

McDildos by Ophelia Hiney August 7, 2007

McDildo 

A term used for a beautiful, smart, and sophisticated man who gets all the ladies.

Man that McDildo guy is so awesome.

McDildo by odliDcM February 19, 2013