McCildo

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When your finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and heavy object and the result is an extra inch of finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!

Justin: "Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"

Aaron: "Yeah isn't it awesome! The girlfriend loves that extra inch."

Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."

Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."

McCildo by thebreeze April 9, 2008

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Ronald McDildo

Not to be confused with cocksandwich or shit bag, but similar traits exist between the 3 things. A high profile version of the dick faced cock gobbler.

What kind of Ronald McDildo takes a shit on the backseat of my car?

Ronald McDildo by mk3242 August 2, 2011

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mcdildo

adult happy meals with sex toys

I'll take 2 whoppers 3 large fries 8 diet cokes 1 happy meal and a mcdildo

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McDildos

Another name for McDonalds used in slang talk.

Dude! Lets go to McDildos and drive thru to the bend over window to get some hot lunch!!

YEAHH!!! MCDILDOS IS THE BEST!

McDildos by Ophelia Hiney August 7, 2007

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McDildo

A term used for a beautiful, smart, and sophisticated man who gets all the ladies.

Man that McDildo guy is so awesome.

McDildo by odliDcM February 19, 2013

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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