When your
finger gets smashed by an extremely huge and
heavy object and the result is an extra inch of
finger ( unfortunately after a trip to the ER). It is then in turn quite the lady pleaser!!
Justin: "
Dude your finger looks like a dildo ever since u got it smashed"
Aaron: "Yeah isn't it
awesome! The
girlfriend loves that extra inch."
Justin: " I think im going to smash my finger so I can have a McCildo."
Aaron: " Yeah u should! Trust me she won't be disapointed."