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McDetour 

An unplanned stop to a McDonalds restaurant.
On our way to practice the boys and I were wicked hungry so we ripped a McDetour for some burgers.
McDetour by MatadorMaine March 10, 2021

Jack McBeth 

Jack Mcbeth is a lovely boy
Whats gonna happen if you keep drinking the 42 oz sweet tea,McRibs or McAnything for that matter.... people drink the tea like its made of crack...if the McRib was year round there would be no one left to sell it too
At my McJob we put four pounds of sugar in a five gallon bucket of sweet tea....it makes me feel great to be a McPloyee knowing that im gonna make the world have a McHeart-attack and or a McDiabetic...Im lovin serving McDeath
McDeath by matthew aka blueshoes January 20, 2008
A slang term used by militant anti capitalists to refer to an international chain of fast food outlets.
McDeath's kills culture!!!
McDeath by Black Flag May 28, 2004

McDetour 

When providing exemplary customer service at McDonalds results in a job opportunity elsewhere.
I worked the McD drive through for 2 years until my career took a McDetour.
McDetour by MatadorMaine April 2, 2021

McDeathPunch

McDeathPunch

1. A deadly karate/ninja punch that can only be achieved while the puncher holds 4 (and only 4, no more, no less) chicken mcnuggets in their mouth, and then rolls a 17-20 on a twenty sided die.

The impact of a McDeathPunch can lead to severe cripple-ness, and fear of all fast foot restaurants.

2. A super charged punch with a 250% charge time of a "falcon punch." Especially effective on guys named Ian.
"I was about to capture the flag when Frank came out of nowhere and mcdeathpunched me! It was awesome and painful at the same time!"
McDeathPunch by HeMightBeGiants March 17, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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