McDetour

An unplanned stop to a McDonalds restaurant.

On our way to practice the boys and I were wicked hungry so we ripped a McDetour for some burgers.

by MatadorMaine March 11, 2021

McDetour

When providing exemplary customer service at McDonalds results in a job opportunity elsewhere.

I worked the McD drive through for 2 years until my career took a McDetour.

by MatadorMaine April 02, 2021

Spite Bang

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse out of spite, usually in response to being cheated on. Often involves sleeping with someone the original partner was involved with, to get back at them.

After find out their married partners had cheated on each other, the betrayed spouses decided to have a spite bang to even the score.

by MatadorMaine October 04, 2024

I'm Denzel

I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.

“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”

by MatadorMaine October 18, 2024

Piss Mist

The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi

I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.

by MatadorMaine April 04, 2023