Definitions by MatadorMaine

I'm Denzel 

I’m Denzel (phrase) - A humorous way to admit you’re drunk on a plane, inspired by Denzel Washington’s character in the 2012 movie Flight, where he plays a pilot flying under the influence. Usually said with a wink, implying you might not be steering the ship, but you’re definitely feeling the turbulence.

“Yeah, I had a few too many at the airport bar, so by the time we took off, "I'm Denzel’ for the whole flight.”

I'm Denzel by MatadorMaine October 18, 2024

Spite Bang 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse out of spite, usually in response to being cheated on. Often involves sleeping with someone the original partner was involved with, to get back at them.

After find out their married partners had cheated on each other, the betrayed spouses decided to have a spite bang to even the score.

Spite Bang by MatadorMaine October 4, 2024

Piss Mist 

The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi

I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.

Piss Mist by MatadorMaine April 3, 2023

McDetour 

When providing exemplary customer service at McDonalds results in a job opportunity elsewhere.

I worked the McD drive through for 2 years until my career took a McDetour.

McDetour by MatadorMaine April 2, 2021

McDetour 

An unplanned stop to a McDonalds restaurant.

On our way to practice the boys and I were wicked hungry so we ripped a McDetour for some burgers.

McDetour by MatadorMaine March 10, 2021